Wherein Puppies Are Murdered

January 30th, 2010, 2:36 pm

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Trev-Shyeah, January 30th, 2010, 3:46 pm

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Jazeki, January 30th, 2010, 7:31 pm

This is horrible.

ract, January 30th, 2010, 9:21 pm


Jim (Guest), February 2nd, 2010, 10:54 am

This is pretty dumb they don't show him earning coins for playing with the puppy...this comic is whacked!

Red Dawn, February 2nd, 2010, 1:20 pm

DOG GONE! Is that Snoopy next in line to lil' ole Scooter?

Rob (Guest), February 3rd, 2010, 4:47 pm

EA Why Madden 10 Can Lick NHL10's Asshole: A Short Exposition.

While there are plenty of fancy features in Madden 10, and sure it has that super sexy man-voice of his (it sounds like he has an entire hard boiled egg stuck in his throat), I am fairly certain you are unaware of the hotness of NHL10.

First off, hockey is better than football. Now, I know this has been the subject of controversy for some time, but I explicitly state this to be truth and not opinion. It even says so on Urbandictionary.

Second, I am slightly obsessed with Be A Pro Mode. Sure there are 82 games in a season and hockey players play so damned long (Chelios retired at 47, I think, and Gordie Howe played when he was 67) and the improvement you see in one season is pretty pitiful. Still, there's something about posting a shutout in the prospects' game and going on to have a starting position in your rookie year in tandem with Roberto Luongo (things more likely to happen than this in real life: Zombie Hitler rises from the dead and apologizes for the holocaust; Omaha, Nebraska is named City of the Millennium by the UN and awarded a life-sized statue of the Geico gecko; I immediately cease and desist all douchebaggery and devote my life to cleaning up the feces of the elderly in nursing homes).

Third, Online Shootout Mode. That's right. You can have an online match that only lasts 90 seconds. Just you and your enemy, playing both goalie and shooter, trying to outwit and outwait the other guy. It's amazing.

Fourth and final, first-person fighting. It's like they crammed a mini Fight Night Round 4 into a hockey game. Getting tired of a superstar goalie somehow managing to stop everything you throw at him? Beat the shit out of his star defenseman. See if he pulls that shit again.

Seriously, this game has everything that men need in life. Hitting things with sticks, moving really fast (I wanna go fast!), hurting people... If Be a Pro mode included a one-in-eight chance of getting to bang Elisha Cuthbert (like it is for ACTUAL NHL players), I'd be all set.

EA, if you're reading this: NHL11 - first-person Elisha Cuthbert banging.

Kaiser Millz (Guest), March 4th, 2010, 7:05 pm

What a joke@Rob The fact is comparing Hockey and Football is like comparing Vodka with Brandy. When you want to see a violent sport they both get the job done. Debating which one is better is only for the kids who rode the short bus and sat everyday in speech class. Nobody gives two craps about your opinion which is better so go find some even more random unknown place to post it and hope that some other unlucky person will read it. Why don't you spend another hour writing a short story about why you believe your opinion matters.

bobby g (Guest), August 22nd, 2010, 4:57 pm

fuck madden 11 ha its true