Trevor just pointed out that weve gone from abortion to cannibalism, so I guess the next logical step will be an image of a babys head emerging from the womb and directly into a waiting mouth. That strip will definitely be the family friendly unit-shifter we need to really get this operation going.
Im not sure how to feel about Jughead. Hes either a Zen Master whose philosophies should be emulated to achieve true inner peace, or hes a tragic weirdo who is killing himself with bulimia. Like Wimpy, Jughead has removed himself from the romantic turmoil that surrounds him and seeks satisfaction solely from hamburgers. This makes the final panel all the more tragic, since these two characters are so alike underneath those anachronistic little hats of theirs.
Speaking of which, if you want to learn more about Jugheads weird hat than you ever expected to know, check out this article:
I love blog posts like that because theyre simultaneously educational AND total wastes of time. Thank you, Internet!
CHRIST this thing's long. I got about ten paragraphs in before I realized the little slidey-bar on the side of the screen hadn't really gone down all that much. There's only so much Jugheaddery I can really stand in one article.