The Rum Diary

There’s some truth in today’s comic. While I take part in vigorous drinking sessions less frequently than my compatriots, I seem to be the one who always recovers first. Not only do I not get hangovers, but I wake up with a profound urge to be productive.

There’s a catch.

First I always gotta poop. I’m a morning pooper in general, but alcohol, beer especially, seems to summon a mighty shit demon from my innards, producing rich and thick coils of fudgy soft-serve. After that grim business is taken care of, I immediately begin to crave fast food hamburgers, a food I usually don’t even like. This may seem like a strange post-drunk ritual, but I’ll take it over headaches and nausea any day.

So what did I accomplish during my surge in productivity this time? I’m glad you asked! First, I wrote the comic. Very important. Then, I played Assassin’s Creed 2 for about three hours. Truly, I am a captain of industry.

posted by Brad-Shyeah @ January 2nd, 2010, 4:46 pm  |  3 comments

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Trev-Shyeah, January 2nd, 2010, 5:07 pm

At first I felt bad for you because no one reads your newsposts. Now I hope they don't.

Mullet Slayer, January 3rd, 2010, 3:20 am

Don't listen to the bad man Bradford, I read these posts.

And yeah, I kinda wish I didn't now.

Amber (Guest), January 3rd, 2010, 3:48 am

Read what?

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